Category Archives: comics

San José Fruit Tax Board

Self-portraits from June since I’ve lived downtown.ENegroFruitTaxBoard

Here the best fruit and avocados hide amongst the pointless urban cancer. Does yer scooter grow back every year with neglect, seasonal rain and sunshine?? How bout yer Tesla???

Less Cops but More Neonazis?

Black lives still matter, and punching nazis still does too. Since yall have the memory of goldfish, let’s remind ourselves that there’s a connection between white supremacists, cops and murdering people of color that even the FBI reported a loooowng time ago…

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And while we’re here, there’s this too:

Ways of Wokeness – Voting for Joe Biden

In the face of constant corporate media saturation’s turn toward a sham shadow of social justice, and in preparation for the 2020 presidential election, in which the country will decide who will be sham shadow of federal president while still not dealing with their own state’s corrupt and idle congress members, it’s time there were a straightforward explanation of wokeness, like a kindergartner can understand.

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Here it is! According to our research, all we have to do is ask our Beloved Corporate Gods for a dash of “representation,” this writer’s second-least favorite word in the English language, just before “accountability.” Wakanda forever, jerks!!

Too bad non-millionaires and non-media giants get no “representation” in deciding who can have housing, education, healthcare and safety from being murdered by cops… Didn’t this country have a whole war over “representation” at one point …?

Drunk Fools by @toborobot and @brainvan

Been meaning for months to put this zine up. Believe it or not this Puta Cuarentena has me with less free time than ever. Picked up “Drunk Fools,” which is just on my level, from Issues back in the winter and loved it. Comics on drinking, getting naked, evacuation, local heroes and forgetting. A little short, though.

Photo on 5-25-20 at 1.51 PM

The choices of detail add to the ground-level, convenience-store, dead weeds and garbage that barely separate inner city from edge city and suburb in the canon of such classics as Tales of Blarg/Desperate Times.

The authors only identify themselves by first names Robert and Brian and their Instagram handles @toborobot and @brainvan. Buy all their stuff!

As an aside, Issues, long a supporter of Exitos Gnosis, is closed for good. Find your nearest billionaire international trade pact scumbag, smoker, bushmeat enthusiast, airport crawler, fast-food driver-inner, or human trafficker, and tell them “hey dipshit! Thanks for spreading the virus that killed the rest of the local economy!”

Normies keep normalizing!

What role does gossip and its middle-class weapon, callout culture, have in normalization of the ridiculous and atrocious?

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This is the first successful attempt in 8 weeks at doing a comic about the quarantine from coronavirus etc etc. that wasn’t just pure rage. Art depends on the angle!

California Statute of Limitations on damage to personal property is 3 years

Just a little interactive PSA about the statute of limitations on damage to personal property (CA CCP Section 338), for those who are feeling shy or unsure. Since at the time of this writing everything has to be about the CORONAVIRUS COVID-19, one thing about this comic is that hopefully the CORONAVIRUS will kill the market for those douchebag scooters before you the inspired reader have to!

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Think of all the things you could add to YOUR STORY.
YOUR STORY IS YOUR POWER! Both on social media and in the meat-ego!

 

2-Strats and Santa Cruz Crystal Methane Apolitical UCSC Sublime Lifestyle

After the show it’s a hipster invitation to a crazy party. Not even 2-Strats knew about crystal methane. Where’s he been?? Yer not local, brah!

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I fucked up, I forgot to black in 2-Strats’ jacket on that last panel before I scanned it. Upside down airplane stamp! Hard to be rare when it’s only ONLINE!

Stuff about biking

Just found this huge stash of notes hidden where I’d never find them: in my fartsmone’s “notes” app. I don’t remember writing them. Glad they didn’t get lost!
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Next Recession Will Destroy Millennials

It seems that these exceedingly annoying liberal mass-culture masturbation sessions are getting more numerous by the year. As if Burning Man and Pride weren’t enough time wasted on classist shenanigans, now we got these Climate Strikes and Science Marches.

Whose heart changes, what strategy improves, what ideologies bridged? None!
Who benefits? The drinks-to-go QSR lifestyle industry! It’s no wonder then that…
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This comic is a response by way of extension to a very important story covered in a very sloppy piece of marketing –ah I mean article –published by a writer on the Atlantic who either stakes her reputation on clickbait or has an evil editor.