Tag Archives: christian

Housing Crisis Plan: Cheap Fentanyl for All Homeowners

Happy Halloween everyone! Not scared yet? Think of how you’re going to pay rent this month! Just consider, if we could just convince property owners to lower their arbitrary prices. What good is private property when it can’t get be traded easily for a fix?

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2-Strats and the Radio

In the bread truck on the way to Sleenis, Stretch puts the radio on and gets more than he bargained for. 2-Strats has to think quick to save the day.

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Baptism at Gunpoint in San José

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Here’s the treasure that Negrito and I found on our walk downtown. I can’t make this stuff up. Now we can baptize people at gunpoint much more safely! Makes one wonder nevertheless if this organization has been doing weapons training at Sacred Heart or Notre Dame in case of a Trump presidency or some other event in which Christians will feel free to further intimidate the rest of the planet. Or maybe just planning a reconquista of downtown San José from the heathens. Yknow what they say, “Alcoran or the Sword.”

Only problem is that either Northwest Christian University of Eugene Oregon got their squirtguns made wrong or some organization called Northwest Christian College is totally off the internet. I can’t stand how Google doesn’t use Boolean operators anymore, or I’m too dumb to find the switch.

Convert or die!

Americans Unmasked

When the regular Americans you see day in and day out at like the grocery store or saying the weather on TV turn away from you and go do their own thing, this is what they’re really like.

Think of the white places you’ve been to lately: Santa Cruz, Aptos High School, Los Gatos, the peninsula, Burning Man, Coachella, this is who you’re dealing with when they take off their second face.