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All Representatives Paid Off by the NRA, on Las Vegas

Not that any of you care, but here is a list of representatives of YOUR congress, arranged according to how they had some very nice thing to say about the victims of a mass shooting last night in Las Vegas, in which at least 50 people were killed by one small-dicked white man with infinite access to weapons of war. Just as YOU do!

Remember, illiterate Millennials, that shit comes from somewhere in this world. Although you don’t believe it, soon all of you Millennials will also be 60, many of you small-dicked white men, just as illiterate as the Baby Boomers or whomever else you blame for your present problems, and you will have to choose which part of history to maintain. How many of you will be mass shooters? With the access to guns that the NRA guarantees, likely it will be many of you.

https://splinternews.com/every-member-of-congress-who-took-money-from-the-nra-an-1819059582?utm_campaign=socialflow_splinter_twitter&utm_source=splinter_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

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Grocery Store Horrors: The Eating Habits

Once again some comics from a never-finished zine circa 2014. I think the only ones I had left to do were the meat and the produce but whatever.

In order to not hit the size limits, here are all 3 pages in separate images. Grocery stores fill me full of dread to this day, even Staff of Life in Santa Cruz –my ideal store –and the comics elaborate the dark currents running under your do-gooder Whole Foods bullshit life. I also have a really hard time reading menus, as the items are never different enough from each other to catch my eye.

grocery-habits1Here’s page 2
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Here’s page 3

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Baptism at Gunpoint in San José

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Here’s the treasure that Negrito and I found on our walk downtown. I can’t make this stuff up. Now we can baptize people at gunpoint much more safely! Makes one wonder nevertheless if this organization has been doing weapons training at Sacred Heart or Notre Dame in case of a Trump presidency or some other event in which Christians will feel free to further intimidate the rest of the planet. Or maybe just planning a reconquista of downtown San José from the heathens. Yknow what they say, “Alcoran or the Sword.”

Only problem is that either Northwest Christian University of Eugene Oregon got their squirtguns made wrong or some organization called Northwest Christian College is totally off the internet. I can’t stand how Google doesn’t use Boolean operators anymore, or I’m too dumb to find the switch.

Convert or die!