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2-Strats and the Boabab

At band practice, 2-Strats debuts his latest opus. Luke-Ass and Cornhouse aren’t going for it, and in his rage 2-Strats threatens to use force.

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Super Old 2-Strats #5

Another bong-hitter dated 5.05. This one got fucked with in the intervening years so it’s taped on the back of the upper left corner. Note the Aqua Teen Hunger Force reference in panel 2. I guess I’d recently learned that Crohn’s Disease is someone’s name and not a super-mean disease name for old scary women, or crones, as the fairy tales say, and felt the need to create contrast.

I recall one of my friends being very pleased with the idea of Doom Porn after I made it up, as doom metal was a hot button in those days. He’s like what, is the porn like “uuhhhhhggghh” and he moved his hips downward really slowly. I’m like, exactly.

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Aficionados ¨Sicarios¨del Chapo Guzmán Mandan Mensaje desde el Bote

Lo más interesante de esta vaina sin embargo siendo que el canal se llama Grillonautas…

Estos pachucos presentan un video dizque hecho en una cárcel norteamericana por narcos encarcelaos ¨sicarios¨ del Joaquín el Chapo Guzmán Loera, en el que le prometen que en cuanto llegue a Estados Unidos por extradición tendrá a todo (incluso a por ejemplo mujeres, coca, mota) bajo control gracias al arreglo de éstos.

2-Strats in Denver

Our man 2-Strats sends in an update from the Denver Airport in white-supremacist shithole Colorado. Bimbos overflow. People who live in Colorado must have a constant messianic, apocalyptic fury and hold themselves for the last Americans that “they” will get, hiding out in the stronghold of the Rockies in the middle of the continent.

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Sean Penn interviewed El Chapo

While we all enjoy some Bowie and mourn the terrible loss of a great artist who on multiple occasions saved decadent and silly rock and roll from itself, let’s not forget the other big news of the day, which is that Joaquín Guzmán Loera, El Chapo himself, has been arrested for the third time after escaping from Almoloya a second time last year.

Here’s a link to the ballistic CNN story of how Sean Penn secretly interviewed Chapo before he was arrested. And what’s more, it wasn’t Penn’s guts that got it arranged but Chapo’s vanity about having a film made of his life and the support of a Mexican actress who admires him.

The article’s pretty fascinating. This writer wrote about his escape for the Nose Milk some time ago, but as always no one noticed or cared (I may be saying this a lot as I follow up on stories for the Nose Milk in the near future).

So is Penn fucked for having met Chapo and not ratted him out? Certainly he’s not the most powerful or best-connected force on the planet, so one should say no. What will be interesting is to learn whether Chapo is extradited to the US this time.