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2-Strats: Luke-Ass Profiles Jimmy Crack

I know how much yall like guns.

This time 2-Strats hears from Luke-Ass reporting about a guy from high school whom he saw when he visited his hometown this weekend. A story of why you don’t cut school to steal guns from people’s houses. Even if people will defend your right to masturbate with guns at the expense of 60 people’s lives in one night, more than once per night all year long.

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All Representatives Paid Off by the NRA, on Las Vegas

Not that any of you care, but here is a list of representatives of YOUR congress, arranged according to how they had some very nice thing to say about the victims of a mass shooting last night in Las Vegas, in which at least 50 people were killed by one small-dicked white man with infinite access to weapons of war. Just as YOU do!

Remember, illiterate Millennials, that shit comes from somewhere in this world. Although you don’t believe it, soon all of you Millennials will also be 60, many of you small-dicked white men, just as illiterate as the Baby Boomers or whomever else you blame for your present problems, and you will have to choose which part of history to maintain. How many of you will be mass shooters? With the access to guns that the NRA guarantees, likely it will be many of you.

https://splinternews.com/every-member-of-congress-who-took-money-from-the-nra-an-1819059582?utm_campaign=socialflow_splinter_twitter&utm_source=splinter_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

Obama Protects Bristol Bay

http://www.whitehouse.gov/photos-and-video/video/2014/12/16/president-obama-protects-bristol-bay
So, if a white trash governor names her stupid white trash child after it, both of whom have done jack shit to help anyone in their lives, he’ll protect it, but if it’s a forest for native Americans in Arizona, he’ll let Congress (in a DEFENSE BILL) sell it to Rio Tinto. I’d love to see the decision process. God, I hope those two gun nuts put their precious assault rifles in their mouths and pull the triggers.