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All Representatives Paid Off by the NRA, on Las Vegas

Not that any of you care, but here is a list of representatives of YOUR congress, arranged according to how they had some very nice thing to say about the victims of a mass shooting last night in Las Vegas, in which at least 50 people were killed by one small-dicked white man with infinite access to weapons of war. Just as YOU do!

Remember, illiterate Millennials, that shit comes from somewhere in this world. Although you don’t believe it, soon all of you Millennials will also be 60, many of you small-dicked white men, just as illiterate as the Baby Boomers or whomever else you blame for your present problems, and you will have to choose which part of history to maintain. How many of you will be mass shooters? With the access to guns that the NRA guarantees, likely it will be many of you.

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Super Old 2-Strats #5

Another bong-hitter dated 5.05. This one got fucked with in the intervening years so it’s taped on the back of the upper left corner. Note the Aqua Teen Hunger Force reference in panel 2. I guess I’d recently learned that Crohn’s Disease is someone’s name and not a super-mean disease name for old scary women, or crones, as the fairy tales say, and felt the need to create contrast.

I recall one of my friends being very pleased with the idea of Doom Porn after I made it up, as doom metal was a hot button in those days. He’s like what, is the porn like “uuhhhhhggghh” and he moved his hips downward really slowly. I’m like, exactly.

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