Breh,
9:27 AM Thursday, shitty new glass towers fronding,
I, bumping Malo and dodging heavy trucks,
You, in the silver-gray late 4-door Honda,
On 280 coming out of the East Side
Trying to change lanes while repacking a GLASS BONG,
Its piece lazy aerosolgreasing
Maybe above-grade like the road,
Maybe not.
But for real dude,
ANYTHING but the fucking vape pen
We’ll take it.
Tag Archives: weed
2-Strats can cut the kine
Don’t Text Even When Leaving
2-Strats and Adult Dogshit
The next act of the night at the Clink is pretty bad by any metric, and Stretch has enough.
Corporate Weed
Don’t forget to consume responsibly!
2-Strats and Lineup Problems
2-Strats and the Boabab
At band practice, 2-Strats debuts his latest opus. Luke-Ass and Cornhouse aren’t going for it, and in his rage 2-Strats threatens to use force.
Super Old 2-Strats #5
Another bong-hitter dated 5.05. This one got fucked with in the intervening years so it’s taped on the back of the upper left corner. Note the Aqua Teen Hunger Force reference in panel 2. I guess I’d recently learned that Crohn’s Disease is someone’s name and not a super-mean disease name for old scary women, or crones, as the fairy tales say, and felt the need to create contrast.
I recall one of my friends being very pleased with the idea of Doom Porn after I made it up, as doom metal was a hot button in those days. He’s like what, is the porn like “uuhhhhhggghh” and he moved his hips downward really slowly. I’m like, exactly.
Super Old 2-Strats #4
2-Strats and the Misfits lyrics plus the guy with the brass helmet with the Fuck Pig, something I made up in like seventh grade. Dated 12.04.
I can pretty much confirm I was on full grass when I drew these.
Aficionados ¨Sicarios¨del Chapo Guzmán Mandan Mensaje desde el Bote
Lo más interesante de esta vaina sin embargo siendo que el canal se llama Grillonautas…
Estos pachucos presentan un video dizque hecho en una cárcel norteamericana por narcos encarcelaos ¨sicarios¨ del Joaquín el Chapo Guzmán Loera, en el que le prometen que en cuanto llegue a Estados Unidos por extradición tendrá a todo (incluso a por ejemplo mujeres, coca, mota) bajo control gracias al arreglo de éstos.
